date

//n.//
 * date**


 * 1) The sweet, edible, oblong or oval fruit of the date palm, containing a narrow, hard seed.
 * 2) Time stated in terms of the day, month, and year.
 * 3) A statement of calendar time, as on a document.
 * 4) A specified day of a month.
 * 5) A particular point or period of time at which something happened or existed, or is expected to happen.
 * 6) **dates** The years of someone's birth and death: Beethoven's dates were 1770 to 1827.
 * 7) The time during which something lasts; duration.
 * 8) The time or historical period to which something belongs: artifacts of a later date.
 * 9) An appointment: a luncheon date with a client; a date with destiny.
 * 10) An engagement to go out socially with another person, often out of romantic interest.
 * 11) One's companion on such an outing.
 * 12) An engagement for a performance: has four singing dates this month

//(courtesy of dictionary.com with some modifications)//

Somehow BUA often has more couples than many people admit or realize. However, if you plan on becoming a BUA socialite, either you have to be cool and "good" with members of the opposite gender, or you should do some reading! Because reading is the smart way to do things.

http://www.geekcheck.com/ http://www.laddertheory.com/

However, if anyone asks if you want a "sweet date," don't get weirded out. They really are offering you a delicious piece of fruit.

Some things to remember:

1. Never break up with your gf/bf using skittles and m&ms and the line "we both taste great, but we just don't mix". Bad Idea.

2. Just because you're alone (in school), doesn't mean it will stay that way.

3. It's a small school, so if you are thinking about keeping it secret, don't be surprised if teachers know and try to give you advice(it's actually pretty funny). Also the whole school knowing is implied, and not just about the fact that you are dating, but they probably know your escapades as well.

4. This a small school. Any failures you have here, are probably due to lack of choice.

5. Try not to break up before important events like finals. I know you're probably thinking that these things are beyond your control. But if you are going to act like a total ass, be reasonable about it. Don't ruin your significant other's future, just because the girl/guy at the bagel place is hott. (Actually I just added this one in for laughs. Don't continue relationships because you feel the need to do. If you are going to break up, just do it.) But if it's the girl/guy at Starbucks, DO IT!

6. No one wants to see you hunching over each other and getting your tongues down each others' throats in the hallways. Please refrain from doing it.

If it's not working out, don't try to make it work out.

Sometimes, communication just doesn't work.
 * To quote some highly judgmental, twitterific BU students on the matter:**
 * To quote some highly judgmental, twitterific BU students on the matter:**


 * "If you want your kid to have a solid education, send them to a private school. If you don't want them to get laid, send them to **BUAcademy **." **
 * Source: https://twitter.com/drofmot**

"BU Academy ** students, especially those in relationships, are extremely hormonal and horny [|#**observation**] "**
 * Source: https://twitter.com/lizemmert**

Based on my punnet square if 2 **BU ** **academy ** kids mated the only products could be another **BU ** **academy ** kid or sloth from the Goonies Source: https://twitter.com/MishrekyLawandy


 * Note:** These opinions are not necessarily in sync with those of the editor of this page; she just thought they were humorous and relevant to the subject.